Burgers

All our half pound burgers are made with Black Angus Beef and served with seasoned fries. Substitute your fries with a bowl of soup or side salad for $1.50 more. (or substitute Baked French Onion for $2.50).

Cheeseburger

Our great tasting burger topped with your choice of cheese. A T-Rex couldn’t finish this one, but then again, they’re extinct. $11.95

Prospector

BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese and bacon top this bad boy. This is the only burger that can pull a grizzled 1890’s prospector off his stake! $13.45

Utah Johnny Montana

Topped with Cajun-horseradish, onion straws and cheddar cheese. Used to be called Utah John Cougar Montana, but it sounded too pretentious. $12.95

Ragin’ Cajun

Hot sauce, Cajun spices and Monterey Jack cheese will make your mouth think you are at Mardi Gras, only no one will throw any beads at you. $12.45

Aztec Burger

Topped with a spicy chipotle sauce and cheddar cheese, this burger caused the conquistador to flock to Tenechitolan. And you thought it was for the gold, you big silly. $12.45

Mushroom Swiss

Well, this burger is topped with mushrooms and Swiss cheese. It’s pretty self-explanatory. $12.45

Deputy Melt

A char grilled burger topped with cheddar cheese and fried onions, served on rye. This treat will help you forget who shot the sheriff. $12.95

Outlaw Fajita Burger

Mushrooms, onions, green and red peppers blanketed with cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. Topped with fajita sauce to make this burger more wanted than the Dukes of Hazzard. $12.45

Quesadilla Burger

Our delicious burger with bacon, pico de gallo, and cheddar-jack cheese stuffed into a flour tortilla. You’ll strike oil with this one…figuratively speaking of course. Who can do such a thing? It’s absurd. $12.45

Bacon Blue

Bacon and crumbled blue cheese, served on a croissant bun. I am Jack’s satisfied appetite. $13.45

Wraps

Served with seasoned fries. Substitute your fries with a bowl of soup or side salad for $1.50 more. (or substitute Baked French Onion for $2.50).

El Diablo Wrap

Chicken, fried onion, and cheddar-jack cheese all smothered in spicy chipotle-BBQ sauce and wrapped in a flour tortilla. This is my broomstick! $12.95

Chicken BLT Wrap

Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard-mayo rolled in a flour tortilla. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A often prescribes the intense flavor of this wrap to cure serious cases of the bland mouth. $12.95

Caesar Wrap

Chicken, lettuce, carrots, tomatoes and Caesar dressing rolled in a flour tortilla. Bring a bed sheet ’cause togas aren’t included. $12.95

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

Fried chicken tenders, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and blue cheese crumbles. It’s so good when it hits your lips! $12.95

Aquatic Wrap

Fried fish, lettuce, cheddar-jack cheese and tartar sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla. What is the scientific purpose of killing the fish? Revenge. $12.95