Salads & Soups

Dressings: Ranch, French, Blue Cheese, Thousand Island, Parmesan Peppercorn, Honey Mustard, Caesar, Greek, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Ancho-Ranch, and Salsa Ranch.

Strawberry Walnut Rotisserie Chicken Salad (seasonal)

Strawberries, walnuts, rotisserie chicken, raspberries and apples on a bed of spring mix lettuce with poppyseed dressing. Daaarryyl, Daaarryyl, Daarryyl! $13.95

Caesar Salad

Romaine lettuce, croutons, Parmesan cheese and Caesar dressing. Praise be to Caesar. That short, dead salad dressing dude. $9.95. With Chicken: $13.95

Rotisserie Chicken Salad

Shredded rotisserie chicken tops a bed of lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers and onion. Served with your choice of dressing. The Indians call this salad “Chippichawa.” It means nobility. $13.95

Cajun Blackened Chicken Salad

Blackened Cajun style chicken breast tossed in a bed of lettuce, with red onions, black olives, tomato, cilantro, and served with salsa-ranch dressing. All topped with cheddar-jack cheese. How do they blacken the chicken? A gentleman never asks, a lady never tells. $13.95

Santa Fe Chicken Salad

Grilled chicken breast, bacon bits, lettuce cucumbers, carrots, red cabbage and tomatoes tossed in our honey mustard dressing and served on top of a fried tortilla. All sprinkled with cheddar-jack cheese. What’s next? Amigos falling from the sky? $13.95

Chupacabra Fried Chicken Salad

Fried chicken tenders atop a bed of cool crisp lettuce with bacon bits, shredded carrots, red cabbage, red onion, tomatoes, and a showering of cheddar-jack cheese. Served with ancho-ranch dressing. Aliens probed this salad and discovered that it exceeds any technology they have ever seen before. $13.95

Taco Salad

Choice of ground beef or chicken on a bed of lettuce topped with tomatoes, black olives, jalapeños and cilantro all showered in cheddar-jack cheese. Served with salsa and sour cream. you’re my boy, Blue! $13.95

Aztec Salad

Shredded rotisserie chicken, lettuce, cucumbers, onion and tomatoes. Served with spicy honey-mustard dressing and cheese tortillas. In your face, Montezuma! $13.95

Chicken Dumpling Soup

Rotisserie chicken, egg dumplings, carrots, celery, onion, and a variety of special seasonings. But ask for it politely, otherwise “No soup for you!” $4.95

Baked French Onion Soup

French onion topped with Swiss and Parmesan cheese and baked golden brown. Ohhh. The French can make a fancy soup with nothing but an onion. Those silk-wearing buttercups. $5.95

Soup of the Day

Can’t decide on what you want? Neither can this soup. So ask your server for details about this item. $4.95

Soup & Salad

A bowl of our homemade soup and a side salad. Together they make the perfect team, just like Butch Cassidy and Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart you’re gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy. $8.95. With Baked French Onion: $9.95


All our half pound burgers are made with Black Angus Beef and served with seasoned fries. Substitute your fries with a bowl of soup or side salad for $1.50 more. (or substitute Baked French Onion for $2.50).


Our great tasting burger topped with your choice of cheese. A T-Rex couldn’t finish this one, but then again, they’re extinct. $11.95


BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese and bacon top this bad boy. This is the only burger that can pull a grizzled 1890’s prospector off his stake! $13.95

Utah Johnny Montana

Topped with Cajun-horseradish, onion straws and cheddar cheese. Used to be called Utah John Cougar Montana, but it sounded too pretentious. $12.95

Ragin’ Cajun

Hot sauce, Cajun spices and Monterey Jack cheese will make your mouth think you are at Mardi Gras, only no one will throw any beads at you. $12.95

Aztec Burger

Topped with a spicy chipotle sauce and cheddar cheese, this burger caused the conquistador to flock to Tenechitolan. And you thought it was for the gold, you big silly. $12.95

Mushroom Swiss

Well, this burger is topped with mushrooms and Swiss cheese. It’s pretty self-explanatory. $12.95

 Deputy Melt

A char grilled burger topped with cheddar cheese and fried onions, served on rye. This treat will help you forget who shot the sheriff. $12.95

Outlaw Fajita Burger

Mushrooms, onions, green and red peppers blanketed with cheddar and Monterey Jack cheeses. Topped with fajita sauce to make this burger more wanted than the Dukes of Hazzard. $12.95

Quesadilla Burger

Our delicious burger with bacon, pico de gallo, and cheddar-jack cheese stuffed into a flour tortilla. You’ll strike oil with this one…figuratively speaking of course. Who can do such a thing? It’s absurd. $12.95

Bacon Cheeseburger

Bacon and Choice of cheese,. I am Jack’s satisfied appetite. $13.95


Served with seasoned fries. Substitute your fries with a bowl of soup or side salad for $1.50 more. (or substitute Baked French Onion for $2.50).

El Diablo Wrap

Chicken, fried onion, and cheddar-jack cheese all smothered in spicy chipotle-BBQ sauce and wrapped in a flour tortilla. This is my broomstick! $12.95

Chicken BLT Wrap

Chicken, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, and mustard-mayo rolled in a flour tortilla. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert D.F.A often prescribes the intense flavor of this wrap to cure serious cases of the bland mouth. $12.95

Caesar Wrap

Chicken, lettuce, carrots, tomatoes and Caesar dressing rolled in a flour tortilla. Bring a bed sheet ’cause togas aren’t included. $12.95

Buffalo Chicken Wrap

Fried chicken tenders, buffalo sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and blue cheese crumbles. It’s so good when it hits your lips! $12.95

Aquatic Wrap

Fried fish, lettuce, cheddar-jack cheese and tartar sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla. What is the scientific purpose of killing the fish? Revenge. $12.95